What the….???


I’m done. My kids need an assistant…for REAL! I had to go over their lyrics for Sunday’s theater class, go do art with the youngest from 1:30-2:45, Pick up the oldest at 3:15….Drive THEM an hour away to an audition (where I suddenly realized…hey, Newark really DID have some good parts compared to some parts of LA!) The audition was for Payless….(why not Prada?!!) They had a ball! They had to do gymnastics for the audition and on the way there I got car sickness and was petrified (if only for the moment!) that I was pregnant, again!

They’ve already told me: “No more kids, Mommy!! You won’t love us if you have more!”

They have NO reason to tell me that….I’m DONE! The casting directors asked me: “Are they YOUR children” and I said, yes…..she pours it on…..”OH! They’re beautiful! I’m trying to figure out which one looks like you….are they twins?” “We’re NOT twins!” they retort and then of course Tovah volunteers more information: “We’re a year apart!”

DUH!….in this day and age you don’t HAVE to have kids a year apart….you can take some time off in between birthing sessions….clearly, my husband and I had no self control….or it was just too much Tequila that night! It was way too much information and I was way too tired to handle the chatter of my little birds. Either way it was quite a ride and I realized that they are really growing up quite nicely but sometimes, just sometimes I think…..maybe I drank too much coffee when I was pregnant! THEY HAVE SO MuCH ENERGY!!!!! They didn’t even have Red Bull when I was pregnant but you would swear THEY are on it!

Come see Elon Gold, Jeff Cesario and Jimmy Brogan from the Tonite Show at the Laugh Factory this Saturday…Will be a great show!

Don’t forget the 20th…we have our Kosher Comedy Night at La Gondola!

Congrats to Annie Marks tonite on your award for Parent Teachers night! Having my daughter in your class for the whole year ENTITLES you to a reward!


good night everyone and sweet dreams…..

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