okay….so here’s how it started:  I get a text message from a girlfriend from highschool who wants me to look at pics of her daughter online.  Only problem is….she sends it at 1:45 am and I get it at 5:30 am and it wakes my little animals who will use any excuse to torture me.  Yes, they’re 5 and 7 but have put me through the mill with the first week of school!  Already I have drama!  My oldest one was standing next to a door and it opened and the handle crushed her in the ear.  That was the first day……of course I dream of the day when the school will get hip and get uniforms because if I have one more argument over a Hello Kitty shirt in the morning I’m going to go MAD!  “Hello Kitty”….only the Japanese could come up with some shit like that…..AND MAKE MILLIONS!!!!  I didn’t see that coming!  Well….it’s Friday, it’s Shabbat….I’ve got to finish cooking and I have to make money so I can hire a chef.  I’m tired of smelling like Chanel No. 5 and garlic!  Everybody have a great weekend and don’t forget to come out to the Laugh Factory ….why?  Because I’m hosting THAT’s why! Love you all!  

My girls can scream labels off of beer bottles!  They live for screaming…they scream in their sleep…they just SCREAM!!!!

I’m so tired of screaming….I don’t even scream anymore…why?  Because I can’t hear myself screaming!  I would LIKE to scream and be heard but who wants to listen when all you hear are these two little hens screeching and screaming at each other….They are 5 and 7 but you’d think they were 85 and 90 and DEAF!

Now that I’ve screamed at all of you…know I love all of you in my heart and it’s my heart that screams with love!