Archive for May, 2007

Oh, What a Night!

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

It’s cinco de mayo ….which means “five of mayonnaise” in New York..HA! I really have no idea what that means in los angeles except that everyone is drunk on the road!

Although a smaller crowd tonight than normal…The Laugh Factory ROCKED! I love Ian Edwards…he makes me laugh until I cry! On the homefront….my daughter Aviva has now written a song for me that she sings to me everyday about how much she loves me. My youngest, Tovah has decided that she’s “outta this family!”She sounds like she’s in the Sopranos!

I received an e-mail via MySpace from a young lady who says I dated her dad in high school. This was a blast from the past. I had forgotten all about this dude…at least I thought I had… until she contacted me! She’s NOTHING like him…..she’s funny and cute in her writing. Her dad on the other hand, as I remember him he was the most jealous man I ever dated in my life. I’ve never seen or experienced anything like him. It wasn’t love….it was OBSESSION! He was consumed with me. I have to thank G-d I never married him….he wouldn’t have let me have a career…just kids….and stay cooped up in a house. Wait a minute! What am I saying….I’ve got two kids and I stay cooped up in my condo in between gigs and PTA meetings! I guess as much as things change, they remain the same.

I’ve now decided to write some new material on this old relationship….one of the funniest and craziest things he did was drop me off at my college dorm and then wait in the bushes to see if I was going to go out. My roomate was like “Sunda, your boyfriend is in the bushes outside, why don’t you invite him in?” I just SO couldn’t explain…I simply said…”It’s okay…he does this, it makes him feel better!” What could I say? ….. Jealousy. STRANGE emotion. Certainly didn’t work for me….scared the living SHIT outta me! I get goosebumps thinking about all the crazy experiences I had with him.

So many stories, so little time….if I keep going I’ll get paranoid again and think he’s waiting outside the bushes here in LA! He’d never survive, anyway….a possum would bite him in the butt!

Speaking of butts….I’m putting mine to rest. Good nite!

That’s it for now


Sunday, May 6th, 2007

Went to dinner tonite at Tengu. A sushi restaurant in Westwood….these Japanese have us by the balls. We eat raw fish dipped in incredibly salty soy sauce which we try to convince ourselves is low sodium and order more and more and more as out ankles swell.Complete madness and even more madness when you go out with two kids…there was rice over everything! Their hair, my hair …everybody’s hair…people are going to think they have lice in their hair when they get home ….maybe that’s why so many people slip with the tongue and call “rice” “lice”.

Makes sense. Other than that it’s been a completely exhausting day….everybody tells me this will be over soon and that my girls will be big soon, but I’ll tell you…the only one getting big is ME! I have to let the Lucky Charms go! I keep eating what THEY’RE eating….they’re growing one way and my tushie is growing ANOTHER way! Well, at least I’m stylin’ with my big booty! Anyway…that’s it for now…see you tomorrow….I’m takin’ a nap!